A few laughs to begin your weekend…thanks, Sally!
Welcome to the last of the one liners… I will have to delve into the archives and see what else I can find. Enjoy.
1.Experience is a wonderful thing – it enables you to recognize a mistake when
you make it again.
2.After you’ve heard two eyewitness accounts of an auto accident it makes you wonder about history.
3.Two wrongs don’t make a right, but three rights make a left.
4.Where are we going, and why am I in this hand basket?
5.I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
6.If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
7.All the world’s a stage, but the play is badly cast.
8.I am in shape. Round is a shape.
9.Politicians and nappies have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason.
10.Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live…
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